grand chili dog 

When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).

Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.

"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."

grand chili dog by Argonak April 15, 2008

Grand-dogs 

Baby boomers whose kids have pets instead of kids.

We are throwing a party for the grand-dogs.

Grand-dogs by AustinAngel April 22, 2010

Grand-dogging 

Grand-dogging:derived from the definition this is where people meet up in car parks and watch eachother having sex. Sometime other people join in, but its mainly about watching and getting off on it!

Except in Grand-dogging the participants are OAP's.

"The pensioner became highly addicted to grand-dogging."
Grand-dogging is a past-time enjoyed by the old age pensioner

Grand-dogging by joelbyford October 19, 2010

granddog 

The adorable puppy your son or daughter just adopted in lieu of a human baby... in other words, as close to grandkids as you're going to get for now.

Check out this adorable sweater I got for my granddog! I'm taking it to him when I visit my son next month.

granddog by kabulykos August 17, 2010

granddogger 

A dog that belongs to one of your Children that doesn't live in your home.

Ask me about my Granddogger.

granddogger by Grandmeow January 25, 2016

Granddogger 

When your offspring has adopted a new dog who is now your granddogger.

Look at these adorable pictures of Diana's new granddogger!

Granddogger by HilariousSwan March 28, 2025