going to be the best game ever when it comes out.
Girl: "Im bored, can I give you heads."
Me: "You slut, I am playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas right now, after I have beaten then you can, I promise."
The Game that these two guys planned on getting before it came out that I am playing right now. The game that along with 8 mile got every white kid in this town saying "wadup doe". It's packed with all kinds of awesome mini games and possibilities for advancement to different levels of leadership and ownership. Straight gangsta.
After playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, life just doesn't seem all that dangerous.
1. The Best Game Ever. Period.
2. The best selling Playstation 2 game
3. A game by rockstar games
Five Years ago Carl Johnson escaped from the pressures of life in Los Santos, San Andreas, a city tearing itself apart with gang trouble, drugs, and corruption. where filmstars and millionaires do their best to avoid the dealers and gangbangers.
Now, it's the early 90's. Carl's got to go home. his mother has been murdered, his family has fallen apart, and his childhood friends are all heading toward disaster. on his return to the neighborhood, a couple of corrupt cops frame him for homicide. CJ is forced on a journey that takes him across the entire state of San Andreas, to save his family and take control of the streets.
1. mike: "Grand Theft Auto San Andreas is da best game ever!"
Ike: "Fo Shizzle my Nizzle."
mike: My car! My Fuckin' Car!
CJ (while carjacking someone): "i need that shit you drive." or "gimme that fuckin' vehicle"
CJ (after hitting another vehicle) : my car! my fuckin' car!" or : "you hit my shit!"
Big Smoke (while ordering from drive thru): "lemme get a numba 6 an' 2 numba 9s an' a numba 7 an' a number 45 and a large soda"
The game I plan on getting.
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas rocks. Enough said.