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GrĂ¥trunka
GrĂ¥trunka is the Swedish term for 'Cryjerking', which is an activity that you can perform when you feel utterly depressed.
For example, after being dumped by your Girlfriend.
GrĂ¥trunk is when you are masturbating while crying.
It is not know why people GrĂ¥trunkar, most probably is that they are trying to ease the pain of the break-up.
Masturbation usually leads to ejaculation, which in this activity usually leads to more crying (and therefore more GrĂ¥trunk).
GrĂ¥trunk is also commonly performed after being rejected by the other sex.
For example, after being denied 'happy time' with the hot girl at the party last weekend.
The activity is commonly performed in the shower while listening to music that makes you even more depressed.
One of the requirements for GrĂ¥trunk is that you are actually crying.
In Sweden, where the activity has many performers every day, The music Group Kent is the most used for GrĂ¥trunk.
For example, after being dumped by your Girlfriend.
GrĂ¥trunk is when you are masturbating while crying.
It is not know why people GrĂ¥trunkar, most probably is that they are trying to ease the pain of the break-up.
Masturbation usually leads to ejaculation, which in this activity usually leads to more crying (and therefore more GrĂ¥trunk).
GrĂ¥trunk is also commonly performed after being rejected by the other sex.
For example, after being denied 'happy time' with the hot girl at the party last weekend.
The activity is commonly performed in the shower while listening to music that makes you even more depressed.
One of the requirements for GrĂ¥trunk is that you are actually crying.
In Sweden, where the activity has many performers every day, The music Group Kent is the most used for GrĂ¥trunk.
Fred got dumped by his Girlfriend yesterday.
He spent the whole night in the shower where he GrĂ¥trunka while listening to 'Bullet for my Valentine'.
He spent the whole night in the shower where he GrĂ¥trunka while listening to 'Bullet for my Valentine'.
GrĂ¥trunka by WinterFlame March 28, 2010
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Gradarius
A piece of shit AI artificial learning program to help students learn calculus. Fashioned at Stevens Institute of Technology, but apparently outsourced to Russia according to certain professors and students, this 14 million dollar program will let your perform 1000 calculations per second, and they're all wrong.
The note that came attached in the mail with the 14 million dollar check was "teach calculus", and by God, they've done it. With vague instructions to flat out impossible problems, the School of Innovation has done it again, with simple aesthetic flair. Daylight Savings, which wasn't accounted for in apparently any of the code, causes your assignments to be due an hour earlier, and also allows for the accelerated deterioration of your mental state as your professors simply cannot or will not assist you to solve that one MA 124 problem. In many cases, an email explaining that "Gradarius is broken and will not give me full credit" is enough to pass by on problems which you simply didn't understand anyways.
From MA 121 to 124, Gradarius will be the gentle guiding hand which will shove you off the 14th floor of Howe.
Oh yeah, and it costs $20 a semester, because fuck you.
The note that came attached in the mail with the 14 million dollar check was "teach calculus", and by God, they've done it. With vague instructions to flat out impossible problems, the School of Innovation has done it again, with simple aesthetic flair. Daylight Savings, which wasn't accounted for in apparently any of the code, causes your assignments to be due an hour earlier, and also allows for the accelerated deterioration of your mental state as your professors simply cannot or will not assist you to solve that one MA 124 problem. In many cases, an email explaining that "Gradarius is broken and will not give me full credit" is enough to pass by on problems which you simply didn't understand anyways.
From MA 121 to 124, Gradarius will be the gentle guiding hand which will shove you off the 14th floor of Howe.
Oh yeah, and it costs $20 a semester, because fuck you.
"Oh, did you see ______ wearing that 'Fuck Gradarius' shirt?"
"Yeah, they got it custom. Man, that program is so jank. I wrote 1=2 and it accepted it as 'part of the essential steps toward the solution'".
"Fucking blue check, man".
"Yeah, they got it custom. Man, that program is so jank. I wrote 1=2 and it accepted it as 'part of the essential steps toward the solution'".
"Fucking blue check, man".
Gradarius by Helsinki1674 September 12, 2020
gaara
sabaku no gaara (or gaara of the desert), born the youngest child of the kazekage and brother to temari and kankuro. a demon (shukaku) was sealed inside him at a VERY early age and made his life miserable henceforth, he went on to unconciously kill his mother, and the sand village basically wanted him dead, although they never succeeded at killing the child. not unlike a timebomb, gaara became a vile shinobi and felt an inate need to kill others... that is until he learned from naruto that there are other ways of dealing with pain and the overall antics of being a shinobi.
his abilities are ridiculously powerful and resourceful, for example the handseal that creates the avalanche of sand, capable of burying opponents alive and then creating a shockwave (sabaku taiso) to obliterate them.
his abilities are ridiculously powerful and resourceful, for example the handseal that creates the avalanche of sand, capable of burying opponents alive and then creating a shockwave (sabaku taiso) to obliterate them.
it would be really stupid to underestimate gaara.
Graal Babies
(noun)
A group of Idiotic, annoying teenagers with no life. They choose to be "adopted" and say the letter "w" as the second letter of each word. Example: Mwommy.
A group of Idiotic, annoying teenagers with no life. They choose to be "adopted" and say the letter "w" as the second letter of each word. Example: Mwommy.
Graal Babies by GoDoT July 4, 2012
graal
A post-apocalyptic wasteland, graal was once an illustrious world populated by people sitting around complaining and de facto noobs alike. The people who ran graal have subsequently all died, and graal is now sustained by its remaining players. Concentrated in rubbish new-age playerworlds attempting to mimc World of Warcraft, none of graals remaining players had been e-born in the start level, and subsequently joined a graal noob guild pre-2007. Graalians remain oblivious to their rich past due to graal classic being messed around with too many times, and also because they are more interested in trying to buy things via Mass PMs, an idiosyncratic phenomenon restricted to modernist-fail servers. Graal is run from an abandoned building with boarded up windows somewhere in France. At the topmost floor of this building, in a scarce, derelict room is the graal server, a large computer from the late 1990s plugged into a cracked paint-chipped wall. without the global staff the computer has fallen into insanity, creating accounts with names like graal83754 and hosting crap playerworlds. Next to the computer is the skeleton of once notorious manager Unixmad, sat in an old wooden chair and still in a moth-eaten sleezy suit and a pair of dust-covered dior shoes. On unixmads desk the aftermath of an uneaten chocolate croissant slowly grows. This mouldy croissant is destined to one day consume the server and graal will be no more, the remaining players will be disconnected forever and never get their money back. It is only a matter of time.
Person 1: Dude, lets play graal!
Person 2: No way, count me out, graal. . . man that's some dark stuff.
Person A: I'm a level 80 mage on WoW
Person B: You've never played graal so you're a noob.
Douchebag: you haven't played since 1998 so you're a noob.
Graalian: Graal Online is the only game where pking requires any skill
Non-Graalian: THIS IS 2D I HATE IT
Curmudgeon: Graal was so much better back in the day. . .
Person 2: No way, count me out, graal. . . man that's some dark stuff.
Person A: I'm a level 80 mage on WoW
Person B: You've never played graal so you're a noob.
Douchebag: you haven't played since 1998 so you're a noob.
Graalian: Graal Online is the only game where pking requires any skill
Non-Graalian: THIS IS 2D I HATE IT
Curmudgeon: Graal was so much better back in the day. . .
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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