Gow

The state of being average, bland and uninteresting.

Mikey is so gow, his conversations just bore me.

by brz122 May 27, 2012

gow

lie: as in to lie or a lie. To "gow someone out" is to be lying, esp. in good humour. A "gow artist" is someone who often lies.

I did your mum
Are you gowing me?

by Harry Em November 6, 2005

Gow

A girl that looks like a cow, but not a cute cow.

"Hey look at that girl Hailey! She looks like a gow!" "Ew man that is one ugly gow!"

by Mikenna February 21, 2018

Gow

something that perks you up and keeps you "fly'n", can be used as a verb noun and adjetive.

I.E.. Coffee, Meth, cocaine,

"lets get gowed"
"do you want a cup-a-gow"
"Did you see johnny when he was gowing that night"

by The Guggenmos February 2, 2010

john gow

A modern day Pirate, but not just any pirate, a pokemon pirate. Sailing all around the world catching pokemon whilst also running 2 discord servers, he is a man to be admired. Some would call him super. Some would call him Super Johnny Gowser.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no... it's Super John Gow!

by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018

gow job

car or motorcycle modified by weight reduction for increased performancehot rodchopper

The gow job was created by removing most of the body work and fenders.

by Patrick McDonald November 30, 2003

Hoose Gow

A place of incarceration. Jail, Pokey, Slam, Clink, etc...

I got caught running from the fuzz and they sent me to the hoose gow

by cyan` July 9, 2005