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Governmentard 

A Governmentard is one who legislates poorly or not at all, and the laws he/she puts into effect(or fails to put into effect) tend to harm the governed.

Alternately, the governmentard can be one who legislates solely to keep office, or keep others from staying in office. The best way to be sure that you have identified a governmentard is to determine whether or not they have any useful purpose in government, whatsoever. If they are useless or detrimental, then you have yourself a prime example of a governmentard.
Example 1: The House Republicans in July 2011 are total governmentards- their proposed legislation which they have artificially connected to the debt ceiling, which they can't even agree upon, threatens the financial future of the globe, and everyone knows their sole purpose is to keep Obama from being reelected.

Example 2: John Boner(a fictitious character not to be confused with anyone in office, past or present) is a prime governmentard- he will damage our country just so the Republican party can inherit the earth. Have they considered what it is that they will inherit?
Governmentard by aidsdate.com July 28, 2011
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Governmentidus 

The mental disorder created by being involved with politics for so long that domestic terrorism becomes ones natural inclination.
The rampant spread of governmentidus after the 2020 election created a mass influx of evil and communism
Governmentidus by TheArrowU571 November 30, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026