A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.
- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.
Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!
Goose n’ gouse is a very commonly used cult expression/word that is like saying swag but instead it’s goose n’ gouse to show your swaggy ness. (made by the ultimate SWGTDDS):
Shaggyshat noiry😼😈😍💩
Fagola the pimpest🤪🧶🥺🤑
Lil Crystal strag swag🧝🏻 ♀️🤎🔮🧸
Ultimate waifu💞✝️💋
Milf💆 ♀️👨🏻 🦰👌
Peepeerene la mamá🤰🏻👮🏻 ♂️😎🤰🏻
Big dick daddy 69😩☝️🍒
Stridster the biggie smolls🤠🦫👩 🦲🤏
- “Hey what’s up my browski?”
- “All good, just goose n’ gouse yk”
- drip my drip my drip
- ikr what a silly baka goose n’ gouse thing to do
Goose n’ gouse is the ultimate cult expression to use with ur swaggy friends. It means that you’re being swaggy and cool and is like saying swag or drip. It links back to cool people such as Ed sheeran and Trisha paytas.
Goosed Out is the the state of being fucked up on alcohol and drugs beyond any point of return.
To achieve the level of "Goosed" you must be so fucked up that your body throws itself into a nerve system contagion which causes goose bumps to form on the surface of your skin. Hence the term's name.
"Jesus Devon, I was so fucking Goosed out last night, the next day my friends showed me video footage of me running around in cemetery completely naked screaming "WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME LIFE!" Nigga I was Goosed"