Gouched 

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.

"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".

Gouched by gezzzza December 14, 2010

Goiche 

The tender skin on a male's inner thigh that sprouts a mix of pubic and leg hair.

That fat chick I pile-drove last night gave me the worst chaffage on my goiche.

Goiche by Koogar July 4, 2009

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

Gouche Gobbler by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010

Guiche 

Montréal slang for bank fraude usually involving cashing out big amounts of money. If you're from montreal than you know guiche.

Yo bro send me your guiche we are gonna cashout.
Holla guiche c'est live 5k minimum dont sleep.

Guiche by Pidre Cat October 26, 2020

Gouchez 

A term of endearment, used to name objects or animals that are of sentimental value. Most commonly used to describe pets, especially cats. It can also be used describe inanimate objects such as laptops, bicycles, and rollerskis.

The cat Finn is a wonderful gouchez.

My laptop, Gouchez, is very upset.

Gouchez by Fuzzyskier May 10, 2009

Guichet 

An ATM in Quebec

I had an additional fee of 3.50 at the guichet when I withdrew 20$

Guichet by aulivermtl March 23, 2009

Gouchebag 

A gay man that is really arrogant and acts like a douchebag.

Chad and his pissing friends can be real gouchebags.

Gouchebag by avatarxl July 23, 2011