a man/woman, who loves to chomp people gouches when there not looking.
David nathan: Dude i love the fresh taste of gouch in the morning,
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005
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1. One who chomps on hairy gouch.
2. To cut someone's gouch hairs with teeth in a grinding motion.
1. Choney is a cum gusling gouch chomper.
2. I just gouch chomped stacy's huge gumdrop forest.
by dfkldsjfdslkfjdfiujfdf;sdijfd December 14, 2007
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