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whats that got to do with the price of shit?

what you say when someone utters random nonsense
hey did you know that yesterday i was bored and i realised i can balance a jug on my nose?
whats that got to do with the price of shit?
i dont know, but its cool.
ok then..

you got 24 hrs to say your goodbyes and shut your shit down. 

A term used by Jon hagy when monsters and creeps are online
Stop your shit and apologize You got 24 hrs to say your goodbyes and shut your shit down.

you've got to be shittting me 

a different and more extreme way of saying "you've got to be kidding me!"
You're dumping me? You've got to be shitting me!!

you got to be shitting me 

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'

you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.
Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

you got to be shitting me 

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.
Really dude, you got to be shitting me.