I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

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Got me dirty

When a dirty low class girl pretends to be a classy woman to get into a relationship with a man that is too good for her.

I thought she was the one but it turns out that bitch got me dirty.

Got me dirty by N8thaFkNgr8 December 3, 2018

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Got me dirty • dirty got • I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road. • Got • Got'Em • got milk • got damn • got eem • got beef? • Got Rice

dirty got

Will hide under avas bed for hours waiting for a strand of hair to fall down

"I caught harvey doing the dirty got"

dirty got by Bean2213 December 2, 2020

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dirty got

Will hide under avas bed for hours waiting for a strand of hair to fall down

"I caught harvey doing the dirty got"

dirty got by Bean2213 December 2, 2020

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dirty got

Will hide under avas bed for hours waiting for a strand of hair to fall down

"I caught harvey doing the dirty got"

dirty got by Bean2213 December 2, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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