goser

1. a goth poser
2. someone that wears darker clothes because of a shitpunk band does, trying to copy them
3. a fan of good charlotte
4. someone buys crap at hot topic and is obsessed with the store.

"that kid wearing the good charlotte shirt is such a goser."
"that kid thinks hes pretty hardcore, but hes just a goser."
"god damnit. now that our town has a hot topic, were going to have a lot more gosers around here."

goser by whitey138 July 26, 2004

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Goser

A combination of the words Geezer and Poser. Used to identify an older person who is trying to do things younger people do or have made popular.

"Look at that goser trying to do product reviews online".

Goser by GreyBush December 21, 2014

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Goser

Someone who's a gooning loser

Jessica's boyfriend is a total goser, all he does is goon!

Goser by Yelkao04 October 17, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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