When you know you are going to have sex that night so you shave your pubes beforehand and set them aside. You then cum on the girls face and throw the pubes on her creating a gorilla mask.
My girlfriend didn't know what she wanted to be for halloween so I gave her the gorilla mask.
This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.
"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."
After a lovely evening at Olive Garden (Red Lobster can be substituted if the wait is too long) politely ask your partner to participate in intercourse. Prior to ejaculation position the face of your said partner directly in front of your penis organ and release your seeds upon their face. Upon completion of said action reach down with your dominant hand and grab a handful of your partners pubes and throw them on your partners face. At this point run to a public place so all can see the gorilla chasing you.
Tate - "Yea, they have unlimited breadsticks and salad."
William Madison III - "I know, I really like the balsamic vinegrette."
Tate - "I'm on the fence about it, it's a bit peppery"
William Madison III - "How did the rest of the evening turn out"
Tate - "Following dinner I ended up at Mervyn's being chased by a gorilla mask."
William Madison III - "The fitting rooms there have horrible lighting."