After a lovely evening at Olive Garden (Red Lobster can be substituted if the wait is too long) politely ask your partner to participate in intercourse. Prior to ejaculation position the face of your said partner directly in front of your penis organ and release your seeds upon their face. Upon completion of said action reach down with your dominant hand and grab a handful of your partners pubes and throw them on your partners face. At this point run to a public place so all can see the gorilla chasing you.
Tate - "Yea, they have unlimited breadsticks and salad."
William Madison III - "I know, I really like the balsamic vinegrette."
Tate - "I'm on the fence about it, it's a bit peppery"
William Madison III - "How did the rest of the evening turn out"
Tate - "Following dinner I ended up at Mervyn's being chased by a gorilla mask."
William Madison III - "The fitting rooms there have horrible lighting."