Goochebag

A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.

I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.

Goochebag by stsully November 24, 2019

gootchbean 

1. The Prostate.

2. A Retard.

1. "Will you please flick my Gootchbean?".

2. "McDonalds always hires gootchbeans to work at the counter."

gootchbean by Kaitlyn Mcwilliams December 2, 2005

gotchabaguse 

An exclamation used to signify understanding someone. From the anime series Elf Princess Rane (aka Fairy Princess Ren). Can also be used as a general exclamation with no actual meaning.

"I see. Then I'll file an official complaint with the Fire Department. Gotchabaguse!"

"Takuma-sama! Takuma-sama! Gotchabaguse! Gotchabagotchabaguse!!"

gotchabaguse by Xanao Kalan Parg December 23, 2003

Gootching 

A word used to describe what happens when you pool together about $200 cash, buy a car, scrape the VIN numbers off and drink a bunch of coors light, then go and rally some logging roads. Includes but is not limited to taking the car off dirt bike jumps, and lighting it on fire. The vehicle is then referred to as a "gootch". Allowed modifications include attaching an ether spray bottle to the intake for getting that extra power.

"Snoop and I took the gootch to go pick the girls up and head to the party, but we drank all the (insert shitty beer here) and ended up gootching instead".

Gootching by swenceslaoe June 4, 2019

Goochbag 

1. An individual who takes being a douchebag to such lows that it invokes memories of how bad the gooch smells after a five mile run and sweaty sex.

2. Karl Rove

"Your boss never told you about any alleged mistakes you were making, even after you asked repeatedly, then told everyone else you were a fuck up after he fired you?" What a total fucking goochbag!

Goochbag by P Sizzles October 21, 2008

Gootching 

Gootching is when you and your friends pool together a small amount of cash to buy a shitbox on Craigslist known as a “gootch” Then proceed to live out your wildest fantasies. By soaring off jumps and rallying through waterfowl mating areas, light that fucker on fire and jump it into a small pond while eating a bowl of ramen. The world is your oyster.

Bro.. you’re never gonna pick up any chicks in that piece of crap, let’s go gootching instead!

Gootching by Lukeray October 23, 2020

Goochbag 

Same as a Douchbag but with your gooch instead

Austin ur goochbag stinks of shit

Goochbag by A Black Jack October 17, 2008