This is what happens when you love an item sooo much you just want to fuck it. You hold it in your hand while your jacking off so that your essentially fucking your hand and the item at the same time.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to the phone I was goosenecking my playstation
I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
by Lascivious January 5, 2011
The act of giving head while also being titty banged. The girl tilts her head forward to take the penis in her mouth while it is between her chest, causing her neck to look like a goose’s neck.
So I was Titty bangin this chick last night when she started goosenecking it. It was a pleasant surprise.
by coxycor January 17, 2020
when you are half asleep and you begin to nod off, your neck attempts to hold your head up but your head just flops around.
by jojo on the go go March 13, 2012
When a man takes his limp penis and stretches it back between his legs inserting it into his anus. He then may or may not get an erection and possibly ejaculate. Not merely performed by transvestites and drag queens, men from all walks of life may engage in this form of self-induced pleasure. The man next to you could be goosenecking himself right now.
by SodomyJones May 4, 2010
The side to side, up and down oral sex moves, that mimic the actions of a goose. Hince, Goosenecking
by Nick Russell September 11, 2005
A male or female who has just made a fool of themselves. Someone who makes rediculous mistakes or a word commonly used when one is in the wrong.
Can be used instead of terms such as idiot/wanker etc.
Can be used instead of terms such as idiot/wanker etc.
1) "I've got two words for, I don't think so!"
"That's three words gooseneck!"
2) Someone keeps stalling the car.
"Nice one gooseneck!"
3) Someone becomes far to intoxicated and loses themselves whilst at a party.
"You we're acting like the biggest gooseneck!"
"That's three words gooseneck!"
2) Someone keeps stalling the car.
"Nice one gooseneck!"
3) Someone becomes far to intoxicated and loses themselves whilst at a party.
"You we're acting like the biggest gooseneck!"
by ayekid October 29, 2009
tom waits in "kentucky avenue":
- And Dicky Faulkner's got a switchblade and some gooseneck risers...
- And Dicky Faulkner's got a switchblade and some gooseneck risers...
by mogens kruse January 6, 2005