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goose creek 

One of the worst towns in South Carolina. Don't let the old white people that live on the lake fool you. Goose creek has a wide variety of drug dealers and black hair salons so if you're into that it might be good for you. There's really nothing to fucking do here tho so most of the teenagers either sell drugs or annoy store employees to pass the time. Since there's nothing really there everyone is forced to use the Walmart as a navigational tool to tell people where they need to go. If you're not lucky enough to avoid the high school "Goose Creek High" you can be met with a large assortment of ghetto kids and Emo kids mixed together. The only thing good about this town is everyone telling the store about when that one kid got eaten by an alligator at the creek. Zero out of ten rating.
"Hey man do you need a ride"
"Yeah I live right behind the goose creek Walmart"

goosecream

baby batter, spoont. Formally known as semen.
"Honey, i shot my goosecream in your hair..."
goosecream by Dan De Man December 18, 2004

Goose Creek high

A school where the boys are fake, girls fight over cafeteria seats and the building smells like weed. Every student you see is either pregnant or carrying a Juul.
Wow Goose Creek High is lit

Goosebreed 

The "Third wheel" in a three way love triangle. Usually the guy, the girl dosen't pick and is deluded that its him (or her). Girl may still love them
third wheel love triangle twilight Doctor who Goosebreed

Goosecheese 

The colagulated semen from one's rectum. Famous for anal barebacking.
"I hear Alex is a faggot. "
"Yes, I hear still he has goosecheese from the orgy last month."
Goosecheese by AlexisaNhiteWigger January 5, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026