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The Kankakee Goosechase 

Basically, it's a game of "duck, duck, goose" - but with cocks. (To wit: one fellow going 'round the circle, tapping heads and saying "duck, duck, etc...until a 'goose' is chosen). After the "goose" is chosen, that fellow chases the protaginist around the circle. If he is caught before he has a chance to sit in the newly vacated spot, he then performs oral sex on the "goose", much to the delight of the other players. If he is not caught, the game progresses until somebody gets a blow job. That's...pretty much the point.
"Golly gee, THAT was The Kankakee Goosechase at the bathhouse last weekend? It took me forever to realize that I needed to slow down to get to blow someone!"
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goose chase 

goose chase are some useless works to your aim,just wasting time.noneffective work
If you are going to send me on a goose chase,i will kill you.
goose chase by Victor1985 October 28, 2007

Wild goose chase 

See being led in circles
Wild goose chase by Blake S February 16, 2004

Goosechasing 

To deliberately give innocent tourists incorrect but highly detailed directions when asked, sending them on a wild goosechase.
Dude, I know its wrong but I cant help "goosechasing" tourists when they ask me for directions.
Goosechasing by Daryl. W October 1, 2008

fried goose chase 

when someone is high, and can’t comprehend what is going on.
“yo, let’s go for a smoke.”

bro i’m fried goose chase rn, i don’t even know my name.”

Romantic Wild Goose Chase

A romantic pursuit that's beyond hopeless but continues on no less. A one-sided love affair plain and simple.
Who's that tall drink of water?
That's Donna. John's newest romantic wild goose chase.
The poor guy doesn't even know she has a long-distance boyfriend... yet.

wild goose chase 

A word used by adults to children when the adults have no clue where they are.
Angie:"Grandma are we lost?"
Grandma:"No Angie we are just on a wild goose chase."
Angie:"Really!"
wild goose chase by Angelikah November 10, 2007