Your goose is cooked 

You are about to suffer consequences; may imply retaliation for offensive behavior.

If you let your rents find your stash, your goose is cooked!

Your goose is cooked by Downstrike May 26, 2004

cooked goose 

A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.

"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."

cooked goose by Robbie993 July 25, 2012

Your goose is cooked. 

Your goose is cooked was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

Your goose is cooked. was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

Your goose is cooked. by PilgrimLad February 3, 2010

your goose is cooked 

Destroy one's chance's or hopes

Your goose is cooked

Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"

your goose is cooked by WildBill@W-B April 27, 2014

Your goose is cooked 

You have been pwned!

You've been caught by the cops buying dope. Your goose is cooked!

Your goose is cooked by chabba October 17, 2006

goose is cooked 

An idiom meaning ... Finally she gets her come-uppance

The boss was such a cow that complaints were made .. Finally the goose is cooked

goose is cooked by Chz6173 January 12, 2016

my goose is cooked 

Too much to drink, too much to smoke ..and any related substance where your mind is altered and you are done partying for the night

AFTER KICKING IT WITH FRIENDS , FAMILY AND EVEN STRANGERS FOR NEW YEARS...IN WHICH BUKU ALCOHOL AND OTHER MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES WILL BE CONSUMED....TO THE FIRST PERSON THAT ASK WHICH AFTER PARTY I AM GOING TO ...MY ANSWER TO THEM IS NONE.....WHY? BECAUSE MY GOOSE IS COOKED

my goose is cooked by ICE MIKE December 31, 2011