bag the goose 

anal

My girlfriend is on the rag, so I guess I will just bag the goose.

bag the goose by sebmr2 May 24, 2010

Goosebag 

usually someone that think's they're the shit but is really a piece of shit, i.e. pop stars and pretty boys
interchangeable with douchebag, but even more deserving of a Mortal Kombat fatality or nut stompage

Typical of the big party scene at many institutions of higher learning in the U.S. are numerous goosebags that make suicide bombing seem like the best option at such parties.

Goosebag by ratm9m September 11, 2005

Goosebag 

A self-centred individual, either male or female, not on an expedition to the extreme climates of the north and/ or south poles, who demonstrates their low level of intellect by purchasing and donning a $500+ jacket to follow a ridiculous (short-lived) trend, without taking into consideration how moronic they appear.

Its not that cold in Toronto, why is that guy wearing a heavy down-filled, coyote fur trimmed jacket? What a goosebag!

Goosebag by BiggPapii February 19, 2011

goosebag 

A word that describes the instance that portrays one acting as an idiot or complete retard that has no friends (Kyle Seymour)

"That boy called me a goosebag"

goosebag by South County Crew '07 May 18, 2007