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1.
A self-centred individual, either male or female, not on an expedition to the extreme climates of the north and/ or south poles, who demonstrates their low level of intellect by purchasing and donning a $500+ jacket to follow a ridiculous (short-lived) trend, without taking into consideration how moronic they appear.
Its not that cold in Toronto, why is that guy wearing a heavy down-filled, coyote fur trimmed jacket? What a goosebag!
by BiggPapii January 29, 2011
 
2.
usually someone that think's they're the shit but is really a piece of shit, i.e. pop stars and pretty boys
interchangeable with douchebag, but even more deserving of a Mortal Kombat fatality or nut stompage
Typical of the big party scene at many institutions of higher learning in the U.S. are numerous goosebags that make suicide bombing seem like the best option at such parties.
by ratm9m August 28, 2005
 
3.
A word that describes the instance that portrays one acting as an idiot or complete retard that has no friends (Kyle Seymour)
"That boy called me a goosebag"
by South County Crew '07 May 04, 2007