A Goose Douche is an individual that orders Grey Goose Vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.
That Jerseyguido thinks he's cool because he's paying $400 for a bottle of Grey Goose but most the girls in here realize that he's a Goose Douche.
1. Noun - A better free-to-play version of Among Us with built-in voice chat. The developers actually update this game and don't beg you for money to buy boba.
2. Adj - When something is better in every way than its predecessor or comparatives.
1. Even modded Among Us doesn't have close to the number of features the base game of Goose Goose Duck has.
2. Your new partner is so Goose Goose Duck. I can't believe you even liked your ex.