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A Goobert is someone who doesnt know what's going on (usually in a conversation)

Origin: Galway,Ireland
A:I hate Him he's so annoying!
B:Who?Jim?
A:NO!I'm talking about David!Your such a Goobert!
Goobert by flare 114 June 15, 2006

goobertron

a goobertron is basically an uber goober, espeicially if they are the goofy type that do the robot
"look at that goobertron dancing!"
goobertron by Freddie Gill October 4, 2006

goobertard

An unintelligent being who's only purpose in life is to annoy others.
I work with a bunch of goobertards.
goobertard by Bender77 May 13, 2008

Goobertron

A slang term for a stupid or foolish person.
Man, shut the fuck up, you're being a real Goobertron.
Goobertron by Hdjeidijjrjrjrjruuf December 13, 2018

Goobertitis

The scientific medical diagnosis’s, affecting predominantly the brain. Its a syndrome consisting of several known symptoms. You may call and classify a person as a Goober if they fit 3 or more listed symptoms.
Symptoms are as follows
.Completely Retarded for large periods of time
.Cute as hell(no known reason why or how they do it)
.May dance randomly and
.Likes music from lack of talent singers such as Michael Buble(bub-ble)
.May be anoying i.e. enjoys waking you up, poking you. ect
.clumsy(drops things, puts non refrigerated items in the fridge, has difficulty cooking simple food like ravioli(maybe even cant get into pan)
.cute smile
.very affectionate
.leaves funny voicemails, myspace, or facebook comments.
If you know anyone who has 3 or more of these symptoms you must be advised to promptly call them a Goober and refer them to Ubrandictionary.com for further proof of their ailment.
Shannon-Im gonna do what im gonna do cuz im a man and thats what i say.
ben-wow i saw this disease on Ubrandictionary once, you must have goobertitis
Goobertitis by Ben Fisher September 13, 2008
A really good kid and all that has a high coolness rating and can make any person laugh.
On a cruise, the goobert constantly caused a green eyed girl to laugh her head off.

The goobert was the big cheese at his local high school.

The goobert caused the girl to laugh when he opened his eyes super wide.
goobert by Goobert22 June 19, 2013