goonswappa 

An imaginary word having noting to do with anything, but often refeering to a cat in heat.

Those stupid cats are goonswappaing under my deck again, I wish my girlfriend was that horny.

goonswappa by Phred October 12, 2004

Goonscapade

A combination of goon (cask wine) and escapade. Describes the antics the drinker gets up to after dusting off some particularly poor quality goon.

(Two friends after dusting off a sack)

Male 1: Goonscapades?

Male 2: Shit yeeeee!

Goonscapade by yyorgi December 8, 2010

Gooswapper

A girl who engages in scissoring another female with her vagina preloaded with semen from an earlier encounter that day and rubs it all over the vagina of her unexpecting partner.

Oh my I wonder if Haleigh knows Teresa is a Gooswapper? I hope Haleigh doesn't end up pregnant!

Gooswapper by Sick MikeyG August 1, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012