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goonshagne 

Pronounced goon-shane

Cheap Sparkling Wine. In fact the cheapest sparkling wine at a bottlo, should only be purchased in the absence of passionpop at said bottle shop.

The term itself is a portmanteau of goon and champagne despite the fact that goonshagne will almost certainly never be from the champagne region of france.
Underage Slut: Hi bottlo attendant. Give me a bottle of your finest passion pop.
Store Guy: Orrrr...Sorry we're out.
Underage Slut: Fuckin Fuck! I wanted to fuckin trash myself with it and get with six guys. Oh well i'll just take a few bottles of goonshagne, at least that stuff looks pretty classy.

Drunk reveler 1: Yes! I found a bottle of goonshagne in your mums cupboard!
Drunk reveler 2: Yeah, shes a closest alco...
Drunk reveler 1: oh...
goonshagne by Team JedAli September 20, 2007
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Beef Goonash 

A variation of the word "Goon" by basing it around a food dish called "Beef Goonash"
That guy is such a beef goonash
Beef Goonash by Finsio June 9, 2009
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