Goofdookie

On Halloween when you have a lot of candy and you are all hopped up on sugar, you make a pass at your best friend and you end up shaving each other.

"It was awkward when I goofdookied him so I figured I'll get him a case of beer to smooth things over."

Goofdookie by JDizzle21 February 15, 2022

Goodood 

Used in instances where using the work "good" just isn't good enough, and "great" is too much. Derived from the commonly used acronym on social media "LOLOL" which one ups "LOL"

"Man, this girl I'm seeing thought she was a lobster and wanted to pee in my "den". When I told her not to do it she said "I won't drink a bunch of water when I come over" I quickly replied "Goodood" so she would know exactly how much I appreciated it"

Goodood by mystery ???? u know July 12, 2017

glondoor

If you don't feel like looking for a car online, Glondoor is the guy you get to fight the used-car dealers in a stone-circle death match to make sure you don't get ripped off.

I was going to pay $6000 for a lemon at that dealership until Glondoor ripped the guy's face off. Boy was I relieved.

glondoor by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008

Goondos 

Slang for God-Knows. Used to emphasis lack of interest.

Person 1: Hey, do you know if *someone* is coming for the party?
Person 2: Goondos! I'm least bothered.

Person 1: Whats going to happen to the States if Hillary wins?
Person 2: Goondos! Time will tell

Goondos by Clint & Lydia March 17, 2008

Goondom 

1. The changing status of a person who is acknowledged as a goon.

Chris: Man, that guy just cut in line right in front of everyone! What a goon!

Steve: Yea, his level of goondom just went straight through the roof.

Goondom by Rosemont4Life December 5, 2011

Goondock

A term which denotes where you hail from, or in reference to your neighborhood. It is meant to be used with pride, similar to 'hood.

Where you think you at nigguh, this is our goondock motherfucka

Goondock by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

gooncoon

A big, dumb black man hired to rough someone up.

A member of the Something Awful forums that happens to be black.

Chip: "Any word from that gooncoon we hired to take care of Ricky?"
Micky: "If you want it done right he oughta be white."

goon1: "i think hiphopmix101 is black."
goon2: "omgz are you telling me we have a gooncoon infestation!?"

gooncoon by Butts Russell April 28, 2009