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Another term for 'gonad', or balls.
Goonad was actually used by batshit Colonel Custer in the film Little Big Man, in an amusing segment.
Goonad by Thoringerveer February 28, 2019
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Gonadnarel 

Gonadnarel is a mafia. Usually related to the mafia party game. It is used interchangeably with "mafia" or "mafioso". It is both a verb and a noun.

It's derived from "gonad", which is a euphemism for "dicks", but you can't call them that lest they'll gonadnarel you. And "narel", from the infamous hooker Nad Narel.
"I bet they are gonna gonadnarel me next!"
Gonadnarel by Lupesiesta April 5, 2013

Gooned out 

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.
Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.
Gooned out by Ultbator August 20, 2019

gonads and strife 

A popular phrase from a popular flash movie. A squirrel is singing a song about saying "Whee!", when all of the sudden, he says "When you're a kid and you wanna go whee, but you ain't got drugs yet, hold on for your life. Hold on to your little.. gonads.. and strife"
(threebrain.com)
gonads and strife.. gonads and strife.. gonads and strife... gonads in the LIGHTNING, IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE RAIN! WHEEEEEEEeeeee

gonadally challenged 

Another way of describing a gutless person with no balls.
Some of our leaders are more gonadally challenged than others.
gonadally challenged by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019
Australian slang, native origins mostly used in Qld/NT, meaning shit.

Pronunciation:

The 'oo' like you would any Australian word, think of the sound 'ou' makes in the word 'would'.

Synonyms:

Nurry
Man.. I really gotta go do a goona ay.
Goona by mouldyole March 23, 2010