13 year old shitstains who think they are at the height of wit by being a complete asswipe to everyone and repeating the same lame-ass tired out catchphrases as some kind of secret handshake with other "goons".
"Do you have stairs in your house?" "The internet makes you stupid!" "OMG I'M A GOON TOO WE'RE SO KEWL!"
by Riconoen April 24, 2006
A harmless fool, who contributes absolutely nothing to society. Totally harmless but undeniably irritating.
'Most of the people on a small world are complete Goons'
by cup cake July 20, 2005
A very funny looking person or a person who acts funny.
Isn't Barto such a goon?
by danman12323 January 05, 2008
stemming from a rare and illusive form of panda in southeast asia this modern genome of human tends to be the most affeminent form of homosexual in the world...ever...
gooooooooooooooooooooooon goooooooooooooooooooooooon
by jimer nenumany March 17, 2005
Unsociable or very quiet person or an ugly muppet who does ur head in!
That Scott Barton is such a goon!!!
by Carrie September 03, 2004
Slang; Reffering to the Police.
"Don't stop da car, da goons are behind us!!! FLOOR IT!!!"
by BIG AL/HABIT November 04, 2005
A person without any athletic skill or coordination whatsoever. Who is way bigger than you and uses this advantage to beat you in sports/life anyway.
Alex: Ryan is such a goon.
Grason: Yeah, he has no skill but his massive size makes him own us in every game.
Alex: Yeah, let's go remind he that he is a goon.
by Grason B. February 19, 2006

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