by YujiXD October 27, 2019
A goomer is a person who mainly dislikes gaming and the reason is because of us - or most of us zoomers. They usually dislike technology and most likely to use Facebook and believe what is said on there much like a boomer If he/she has a child, they will often get into arguments with the child about his/her iPad if he/she has one. This will often break relationships with the child and mother/father (goomer) and often have problems. They will always say technology is bad yet they always use Facebook and still at the same time hate on technology and say 'That's why people are so lazy nowadays' without the knowledge that - yes - we are, and it could actually save us from dying since of heat strokes form working outside or many other things like getting crushed by an object and we still maintain some physical activity. They may have a chance of also being a side-karen or Dade (male karen)
Honestly, if you are a goomer, you're most likely 39-82.
Honestly, if you are a goomer, you're most likely 39-82.
"Man, is he really hating us epic gamers? What a fuckin' goomer!"
"Ok, goomer." (man i hate this one)
"Ok, goomer." (man i hate this one)
by Hunterslilac July 30, 2020
"Whats up goomer. Still got any more jizz left in the old sack?"
-Yes son, there was one swimming out of there 1 hour ago.
-Yes son, there was one swimming out of there 1 hour ago.
by OriginalGoomer January 6, 2021
by SpiderDaddy October 27, 2019
"I just saw the new trailer for Bayonetta 3, she's so hot, I'll empty my wallet for this game"
"STFU Goomer"
"STFU Goomer"
by Mr. DQ September 22, 2022
Dead beat: Hey doc, I have pain in my abdomen and I need pain medication. I'm allergic to everything except dilaudid, and I'm allergic to anything less than 2 milligrams of dilaudid.
ER Doctor: GOOMER, dead beat!!
ER Doctor: GOOMER, dead beat!!
by mightydagon June 18, 2011