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googley eyes 

EYES THAT WOBBLE. DEY GO *WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE SLIIIDE SLIIIDE*
wobble slide googley eyes SLIIIIIIDE

Ol' Googly-Eye Jurica 

Reference to WSAZ TV meteorologist Marina Jurica, who appears to be afflicted with "Lazy Eye" disorder. Resembling a reptile, her eyes appear to function independent of each other, pointing in opposing directions at any given moment.

How she managed to break into TV broadcast journalism is a mystery to all.
It's Ol' Googly-Eye Jurica on the TV! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

Googly eye boobies 

When a girl's boobs point in different directions (more sideways than forward). Somewhat reminiscent of the googly eyes you would use for arts and crafts.
"That girl has weird googly eye boobies!"
"In a bra they looked great, but I soon found out she had the googly eye boobies."
Googly eye boobies by the googler February 7, 2014

googly eye sex 

sex when attaching googly eyes to ur penis and the she attachs them to her va jj and they "talk"(have sex)
dam i was having hot googly eye sex with my girl fridn last night

Googley eyes 

The eyes bulging out of a drug addicts skull from being high on either Methamphetamine or Cocaine.
Wow! Look at the googley eyes on that tweaker!
Googley eyes by AngelicArmor October 16, 2022

Googly eye 

When your drunk girlfriend hits herself in the eye with her phone while trying to activate google assistant.
My girl gave herself a googly eye earlier.
Googly eye by Batosai625 September 18, 2021