Gooftext

A Gooftext is a passage of scripture presented as a JOKE for a theological doctrine, belief, or principle

"Every Good and Perfect Joke comes from God." -James 1:17; Gooftext

Gooftext by BlueEyesWhiteBoy April 19, 2023

Goofiest

Something a person does that is considered 'goofy' but the biggest goofy thing someone does can be known as there 'goofiest' moment.

A Goofiest act made by someone where for example they jump off a wall like an idiot and swing there arms & legs around in the air.

Goofiest by el paso1234 June 5, 2009

goofster 

One who is not quite a goof, but shows considerable progress.

She was such a goofster that she cut her own bangs, which did not come out strait.

goofster by somegoof January 17, 2005

Goofster 

Someone who can be described as goofy or lacking intelligence.

He got a bad grade on the test? What a goofster.

Goofster by ThyUniverse November 9, 2021

High goofies 

'High goofies' is an alternative to 'High winds', derivative of the well-known Disney character Goofy ('goofies' being the plural). The character is generally associated with the wind, so any mention of him during weather talk refers to that.

EXAMPLE 1
Weather Reporter: "We'll be experiencing high goofies today, so hold on tightly to your hats!"

EXAMPLE 2
Friend: "There is a lot of goofy around here... You should put on a coat."

High goofies by spectacularbeethekid September 23, 2023

goofies

Groupies who seek the company of male standup comedians. True to form, they are usually fairly goofy looking.

I haven't been laid since I started doing standup comedy,aside from a few random goofies. I gotta learn how to play guitar!

goofies by Dezrespect May 12, 2007

Goofy Gooflite 

Calling someone a "Goofy Ass" but they are too goofy that it should be considered a Stage 4 terminal illness.

"Man shut up, u built like a Goofy Gooflite"

"A Goofy Gooflite just joined my lobby"

Goofy Gooflite by BIGMANWITHBIGKEYBOARD February 3, 2023