17 definitions by somegoof

Huntspatch

Alternative name for Huntsville, AL. Typically used by old-school denizens of same said city.

Huntspatch--you can never quite leave it behind.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

Verb. To raccoon someone is to blacken both of the eyes through bludgeoning.

Greg thought it was necessary to hit each eye to raccoon his opponent, but he was successful with a single right cross to the nose.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

A rhythm in 3-time usually associated with 70s rock guitar consisting of 3 half notes and a rest for the remainder of the measure.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

A student of umass. Typically, the word is used to refer to an undergraduate who has just been released from his parents' leash.

It pisses me off that I have to stand in front of those umassholes and put up with their bullshit.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

One who is not quite a goof, but shows considerable progress.

She was such a goofster that she cut her own bangs, which did not come out strait.

by somegoof January 17, 2005

Goofery is the property of being goofy. Alt. a collection of goofy acts usually attributed to a goof.

The freshmens' goofery so affronted the visiting parents that no allowance was given for a month.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

A goofmeister is one who engages in the goofiest of acts--a master of goofery.

That guy is such a goofmeister that he ran through the supermarket with nothing on but a red cape.

by somegoof January 18, 2005