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a patch of pubic hair that strangely resides on the gooch or taint of excessively hairy individuals; much like a happy trail on the underside of the genitals, but is instead known as a sad trail or, more often, a trail of tears

can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is pissing you off (see slapnuts, douchebag, etc...)
I was about to give her some hot sexing, but when i saw she had a gooch mullet i threw up and passed out at the same time.

Nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.
by kidswooft June 07, 2007
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