a patch of pubic hair that strangely resides on the gooch
of excessively hairy individuals; much like a happy trail
on the underside of the genitals, but is instead known as a sad trail or, more often, a trail of tears
can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is pissing you off (see slapnuts
I was about to give her some hot sexing, but when i saw she had a gooch mullet i threw up and passed out at the same time.
Nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.