Goo Goggles

Goo Goggles:-

Goo Goggling is the act of ejaculating onto the closed eyes of a recipient, thus giving the impression that they are wearing 'goggles', but are infact covered in seminal fluid.

Goo Googles can be given to a sexual partner as a sexual act, or can be striken upon an un-willing recipient in an act of humiliation. Goo Goggles can be used as punishment, where instead of the recipients eyes being closed they are forced open and recieve seminal fluid directly onto their eyes.

"How about I embrace you with Goo Goggles this evening wife."

"LOL I totally gave that beeatch Goo Goggles last night. ROFL irl!"

"I'm afraid that your criminal antics have earn't you a pair of Goo Goggles, hold his eyes open and I shall commence the Goggling.

Goo Goggles by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008

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goo-goggles

To ejaculate into both eyes of a girl, covering the whole eye to cause the illusion of strap-less semen goggles.

I gave that blind chick a thick pair of goo-goggles last night, it's so much easier when they can't see.

goo-goggles by Jeff Bisow April 2, 2008

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Godgoggles

When Someone Can't see Anything past the Bible they are Wearing Godgoggles

Similar to Beergoggles

"He Don't understand Evolution, Because he has his Godgoggles On"

"Take off your Godgoggles"

Godgoggles by Atheis(topix) January 20, 2010

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Googoggled

When you get proven wrong based on the answer of a Google search look up. You got 'Googoggled'.

"Hey, you got that 20 bucks you owe me for that bet we had about what year Hawaii became a state? You better quit betting, that's twice this month you lost money by getting 'Googoggled'

Googoggled by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 13, 2016

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Goofgoggles

The term given to sunglasses or shades worn to a) conceal red eyes from smoking weed. b) make the wearer feel under water, chilled, ninja and triptronic-cybertronic.

Dude: wow man this sun's really harshing my mellow!
Second dude: yeah? then its time for Goofgoggles!
Dude: think i lost them bro...
Second dude: their on your head man..
Dude: righteous!

Goofgoggles by Ivy Guy September 30, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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