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Goo-diligence 

Not a word. An attempt by Google employees to infect the English language, in order to market their brand name.
Person 1: Joey, vp of marketing at Google is now having his staff hit all blogs and the like to incorporate Google words into the mainstream vocabulary. He is now trying to add "Goo-diligence". What a joke!

Person 2: Deceiptful, corporate sleezebag, bastard!

Person 1: Yeah.
Goo-diligence by Silverfish April 17, 2006
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Goo-diligence 

Using Google to mediate a dispute between two parties or to do appropriate research.
"What's the proper pronunciation of Cannes? Is it 'can' or 'con'?" "I dunno. Go do your Goo-diligence."

"Is it a blind date?" "Sort of, but I did my Goo-diligence on him, and he's okay."
Goo-diligence by ColdMiser March 8, 2006
Word of the Day on March 15, 2006

Goo-diligence 

what smart girls everywhere do when men whom they recently met brag about their accomplishments
"He told me that he owned a business after he bought me a drink, then I did my Goo-diligence on him and found out that it's his wife's business!!"

Goo-diligence by EMJ April 18, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026