G.O.M.S acronym for Grumpy old Man syndrome, ofen found in teachers, and rich grandfathers.
''damn that guy is mean, he must have GOMS''
by GOOBLE PLEASE February 20, 2010
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The best Group chat that exists. GOMS means: Get out me Schwamp. the #GOMS GC consists of a ton of Noah Schnapp stans!
Marin: Omg #GOMS is the best! even though Noah will never notice us....
Noah: Hi!

Everyone: HOLY SHIT!!!
by Stranger1983 July 22, 2018
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The most LIT group chat!!!We all Stan a smol bean named Noah Schnapp!!We all respect each other and we are super chill!! If Noah notices is we wouldn't freak out like the other fangirls.We would act like he's just a normal teenage boy.And we all care for each other and we are all good friends!!
by Yami!! July 23, 2018
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Gom is a Irish slang used by many Irish people in Ireland. Gom not to confused with Gob means that you are mentally handicapped or are just mentally retarded like kids that make TikTok videos and play Fortnite.
Hey Paddy have ya seen the fight with Tyson Fury
Yeah Michael I did, he made himself look like a proper gom
by suckmyknobcheese123 September 16, 2019
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"Oh god, here come some GOMS."

"Adam, can you sort these GOMS out for me?"

"I needed to go into the back for a piss, but instead had to deal with some douchébag GOMS"

Also available - GOMFS.
by GOMS_hater September 17, 2010
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A sporey fungi that lives in navel oranges from southern Florida. The disease results in green neck and swollen esophagus.
Mrs. Mische ordered oranges from the FFA and now she is in the hospital because they were infected with GOMS.
by bw93 November 14, 2010
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