Gomer - An obnoxious, pushy, rude person who thinks they are all that and a fudge brownie, who persists in hanging around where they are not wanted. A gomer can butt into private conversations at work, show up uninvited at parties, or on internet chat rooms and bulletin boards. They usually have an over-blown sense of their own worth which no one else shares.
How can Bard _not_ realize that everyone wishes he would go away. He's obnoxious, stupid, and clueless. He's uninteresting, not witty, and not wanted. What a gomer!
by N. Berry March 20, 2007
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"i see only a few Gomers have bothered to turn up for today's crapwagon 'race'"
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Witless idiot yet to see the big picture and realise life is for living
See him/her gomerality is an education they just haven't found yet
by Fog June 14, 2003
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A large "Pyle" of shit.
" Don't walk on the lawn.....
Theres too many Gomers out there".
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A great man but not nescessarily a wise man; a visonary person; not afraid of conflict; hardworking; a warrior; a competent man; a man with little emotion or feelings.

The opposite of a Gomer is a Kussat.
"That police officer is a Gomer"
by phil247 November 6, 2011
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Gomer- n.(Go-mer): A term derived from 'gamer' and 'room' to define someone who stays in their dorm room almost constantly. Common variants include the gaming gomer, linux gomer, anime gomer, and study freak gomer. Can also be used in verb form 'gomering' to define someone who is holed up in their room. These people tend to be experts in their chosen feild.
Student 1:Hey, want to play some Starcraft?
Student 2:Nah, but I'm sure Bob will play, he's INSANE at Starcraft.
Student 1:Who's Bob?
Student 2:Oh, you've probably never seen him, he's a gomer.
by Joe Sch. November 17, 2005
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A large pile of shit the breaks the surface of the toilet water
Sorry dude, but I just left a gomer in your toilet.
by DC.Kerr July 11, 2008
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