gomer

A guy too old to be a geezer; a geezer the other geezers think of as the old one.

That old guy crowd that comes in to drink coffee about ten every morning is usually okay, but they've got a couple real gomers in with them.

by old lang guy October 12, 2006

Three or more people in a sexual gangbang or "PYLE"

We were all playing naked twister and it turned into a gigantic gomer. My knees and balls are sore...

by Corbinowitz June 6, 2006

That gomer is about to croak.

by RobbingTheGrave January 10, 2012

"My gomers is 7 feet long and i can f**k people long distance"

by j.lew August 31, 2003

Another word for haemmorrhoids. Referring to a huge "pyle" of grapes hanging from you arse.

Partner: "why are you walking so awkwardly there love?"

You: " I have a huge Gomer hanging from my arse"

by kOrVe72 December 6, 2010

A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.

My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

Gomer

An overly tall, hunched over Doofis. A Dork. Socially awkward, too tall Imbecile.

Here comes a real Gomer, 6 foot 4, and Dumb as a Stump.

by Rory O'Doul October 2, 2018