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A great man but not nescessarily a wise man; a visonary person; not afraid of conflict; hardworking; a warrior; a competent man; a man with little emotion or feelings.

The opposite of a Gomer is a Kussat.
"That police officer is a Gomer"
by phil247 November 05, 2011
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Originally used to describe human beings that go by the given name Ross, it has been expanded to describe any being in a social circle involving a person named Travis.
Don't be such a gomer, it's so Mickey Mouse.
by A Gomer April 19, 2005
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A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.
That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."
by Jared Elliott February 13, 2007
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Term used to describe aggy and anyone related to a&m.
look at those poor gomers!
by CorporationX January 26, 2005
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Someone with extremely greasy hair who likes nasty mexican swimmers.
I totally just hit it off with Maria. God damnit, you didn't take a shower today? You fucking gomer
by Gnomage September 17, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.
If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!
by Jerry July 14, 2003
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Person 1: "Oh man oh man, i gotta go real fuckin bad but there aint any toilets!"

Person 2: "So go gomer."
by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004
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