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29.
Someone with extremely greasy hair who likes nasty mexican swimmers.
I totally just hit it off with Maria. God damnit, you didn't take a shower today? You fucking gomer
by Gnomage September 17, 2007
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30.
A guy too old to be a geezer; a geezer the other geezers think of as the old one.
That old guy crowd that comes in to drink coffee about ten every morning is usually okay, but they've got a couple real gomers in with them.
by Old Lang Guy October 12, 2006
2 14
 
31.
a complete D-Bag who acts like the shit but is acually just a piece of shit, not to be confused with chaunse
Person A: Anthony Redloft is one motherfuckin' gomer

Person B: what a bitch
by Matt April 24, 2005
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32.
a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.
jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.
by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004
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33.
A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.
That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."
by Jared Elliott February 13, 2007
4 17
 
34.
taking a shit in the woods
Person 1: "Oh man oh man, i gotta go real fuckin bad but there aint any toilets!"

Person 2: "So go gomer."
by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004
3 16
 
35.
relating to an person who has a hot sister.
Yo, he's such a gomer!
by fire36fighter March 31, 2008
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