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golding middle school 

A poor school located in a shitty town (cobleskill), filled with redneck and homophobes.

Goldwing Benefits 

Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching girls out of the window and not talking to them.
Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.
The act of placing pound coins into ones foreskin.
Dave was excellent at golding he managed to get eight pound coins into his foreskin.
Golding by Orbitron October 8, 2008

Goldwing 

Goldwing is a metaphor for a young woman who is non-traumatised, and non-exploited within society.
A goldwing angel
Goldwing by ausrias September 5, 2023

Golliwag 

The rumored 494th Pokémon. Early reports point to a aquatic grape-purple creature with large red lips. It supposedly has a watermelon pattern on its belly and a tail that resembles a chicken drumstick.
Prof. Lynchtree gave me a Golliwag as my very first Pokémon!
Golliwag by Dongs McGee October 13, 2009
Golding by Boizrus October 11, 2006