Goldierocks  

Renowned energetic DJ, promoter, music journalist and notorious socialite from London, UK. Infamous for her very long blonde locks and bouncy live performances- resident indie/electro DJ at Ibiza Rocks, Ibiza and Razzmatazz, Barcelona. Tours extensively and parties very, very hard.

Goldierocks rocked it last night…

Goldierocks by Badel06 January 1, 2007

Goldilocked 

Remember when Goldilocks went to the bears house and ate the porridge? One was too hot, one was too cold, and one was just right, etc, etc. Goldilocked (The Goldilocks Effect) is when something/someone is just right.

"Omg dude! I found the perfect burger."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."

Goldilocked by TheHannburger August 4, 2009

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.

Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.

Goldilocks Cock by dabruce June 19, 2014

Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

Goldilocks Cock by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018

Goldilocks cock

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth

Lonnie has got me dick whipped on his Goldilocks cock since we started sleeping together.

Goldilocks cock by KKinsearchofunicorns24 September 2, 2016

Gollock 

(male version of the gunt)
The bulging bottom half of a fat mans stomach that tucks into his trousers. Half way between the gut and bollocks hence gollock. Sometimes seen hanging out from the bottom of his t-shirt.

"Dude look at the size of his nuts!" "nah bro that's his gollock"

Gollock by Gollock Hunter August 2, 2013

Goldilocks Complex 

Being super picky about something and finding it so difficult to get what's "just right". Much like Goldilocks and her porridge, or the bears beds.

Eva had a serious Goldilocks Complex about rice. It was always too dry, or too mushy, or too sticky, and so hard to ever find one that was just right.

Goldilocks Complex by Party_Piglet October 18, 2008