A pet that doesn't do anything.
My goldfish was named Snappy.
by Angelacia March 8, 2008
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Fish-shaped crackers that are baked, not fried.
Dat bitch's gonna pop yo punk ass because yo ate dems GoldFish, yo .
by ALLAH January 13, 2004
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1) A type of adorable orange fish that is a common household pet

2) A nickname for a kid who called himself a "beta male" but he cant spell so he typed Betts and now his friends call him Goldfish.
1) "Aww what an adorable goldfish! Whats her name?"

2) "Hey guys I wrote a fan fiction about Goldfish. Its called spicy goldfish"
by welphereweareagain January 16, 2020
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Great crackers from Peppridge farms. They're baked, not fried, come in different varieties, and smile back. Try mixing them up all in one bag.
Hmm... pretzel, pizza, cheddar, and color goldfish mixed in one bag.
by Sean Ryan March 19, 2006
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Similar to being “catfished,” a person gets “goldfished” when...the person they’ve been talking to via “online” etc is, indeed, the right person, they just promised everything in the world, gold, glitter and diamonds, and after meeting....they brought nothing but empty promises.
“We been chattin’ online these last 8 months, he promised me that he’d treat me like a queen. Now that we’ve met, he been nothin’ but jealous and controlling.”

“Girl, you done been goldfished.”
by Maver7ck April 24, 2020
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A girl whose only purpose is to look pretty. A goldfish is promiscuous and capable of having 100s of children in her lifetime all while ruining entire ecosystems. A goldfish does not contribute anything to society other than it's decorative outer beauty. Also know as a golddigger.
Brad: Yo I met this girl name Rachel on tinder.
David: Yo, don't talk to her she's a goldfish!
by DiscoCigs December 15, 2016
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