Golden Load 

The Golden Load is a move similar to the Golden Shower, but is sneaky. It's the act of giving a facial after sex or blowjob, but instead of rewarding the lucky woman (or man) with a sticky wad, you begin to piss upon their face.

*Warning, this may lead to some unwanted conflicts or the knowledge of a weird fetish by your significant other.

Alex: Oh my god dude, funniest shit ever.
Derek: What man? What?!?!?
Alex: So lastnite when Amanda was giving me head, I totaly pulled out and told her I was about to cum, but instead I gave her the Golden Load and I pissed on her face. Caught her off gaurd so bad.
Derek: What the fuck? Really?
Alex: No, I was joking.
Derek: Alright, that'd be gross.
Alex: It was actually your mom.

Golden Load by Derek H. aka xmypantsx September 25, 2008

Goldendoodle 

The sweetest mofo type of dog you’ll meet. A mixture of a sweet old golden retriever and a poodle, these fuckers are whatcha call Good Bois, and Good Gurls. 10/10, 100000000000% recommend y’all get one.

Goldendoodles are a good time.

Goldendoodle by bigchungusgodummy March 18, 2019

goldendoodle 

A dog that is a hybred of a Golden Retriever and a Poodle (of any size).

My dog's mom is a golden and dad is a poodle, so he is a goldendoodle.

goldendoodle by Aryn July 18, 2006

goldendoodle 

Surprisingly not a gay sex act, but rather a canine crossbreed which is half-poodle, the "goldendoodle" retains all of the feminine qualities of a poodle while taking on a decidedly golden luster, thus making it somewhat more feminine.

Often purchased by men with no remaining sense of self under pressure from their wives or lifepartners, these owners will later vehemently deny that the dog is part poodle, but will shamefully shorten their vacations to return home due to the separation anxiety experienced when apart from their half-poodles.

Adam named his goldendoodle "Cuddlebug", but calls him "C.B." or "Cuddy" so no one will know.

goldendoodle by Poodlelover AW January 18, 2008

goldendoodle 

cross bread of a golden retreiver and a poodle

cute dog

thanks its a goldendoodle

goldendoodle by *!*@*#*$*%*^*&* January 25, 2018

goldenboarding 

When the receiver lays prone and restrained on their back while the giver stands over them and pisses onto their face with such force and volume that the receiver is fighting for air and struggling to breathe.

Brian was straining against the restraints and attempting, unsuccessfully, to get his mouth and nose out of the line of fire as Megan was relentlessly goldenboarding him.

goldenboarding by Tittsmcgee November 18, 2021

Goldendoodle 

A cross breed dog that people are willing to pay purebred prices for. Usually a cross between a golden retriever and a poodle, but also used sometimes to refer to a poodle crossed with anything.

This is my goldendoodle Daisy, that I paid a lot of money for so that I could say the word doodle a lot because I think it's cute and funny.

Goldendoodle by Yep :) April 11, 2017