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1.
Surprisingly not a gay sex act, but rather a canine crossbreed which is half-poodle, the "goldendoodle" retains all of the feminine qualities of a poodle while taking on a decidedly golden luster, thus making it somewhat more feminine.

Often purchased by men with no remaining sense of self under pressure from their wives or lifepartners, these owners will later vehemently deny that the dog is part poodle, but will shamefully shorten their vacations to return home due to the separation anxiety experienced when apart from their half-poodles.
Adam named his goldendoodle "Cuddlebug", but calls him "C.B." or "Cuddy" so no one will know.
by Poodlelover AW January 17, 2008
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2.
A dog that is a hybred of a Golden Retriever and a Poodle (of any size).
My dog's mom is a golden and dad is a poodle, so he is a goldendoodle.
by Aryn July 18, 2006
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3.
A popular misconception is that a golden doodle is a hybrid dog breed. Actually, a golden doodle is when you are about to ejaculate but pee comes out instead. You may have learned in sex eduction that there is a sphincter muscle in the vas deferens or some shit that prevents such a thing from happening. But that's what a golden doodle is, it's the impossible becoming possible. It's going when you want to be coming.
I totally meant to ejacualte but I golden doodled all over the place instead. I was so embarrassed! She was just a hooker, but still…
by whoops, let me clean that off March 07, 2008
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4.
A cross between a Golden Retreiver and a Poodle, the Golden Doodle is often the beneficent of abuse.
Kate, are you abusing your Golden Doodle?
by Ben Webster February 09, 2004
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5.
a type of dog that is a cross breed between a standard poodle and a yellow or a black lab.
very good with children, needs lots of excercise and lots of grooming. fur should not shed.

also see goldipoo
"whats your favorite type of dog?"
"Goldendoodles."
by Allikatanne July 07, 2005
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6.
A worthless breed of a golden retriever and a poodle, but nevertheless they have a funny name.
Chris "Hey did you see Michelle's new goldendoodle puppies?"

Beau "Yea...they look like a bunch of walking carpets..."

Chris "Don't let Michelle hear that..."

Beau "She did..I no longer have a left pinky..."

Chris "I'm sorry...Want a hug?"
by Cy_Kill October 23, 2007
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