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golden sombrero 

The feat of going 0-for-4 in a ballgame, striking out each time. Could also be known as 'a day at the office for Jim Edmonds.'
...and that makes the count one ball and two strikes to Edmonds, who is now one strike away from wearing the golden sombrero

golden sombrero 

Striking out 4 times in one game. If all 4 are done looking, you get the matching poncho.
Did Ryan Howard really just get another golden sombrero?
Of course....he did have 199 strike outs in 2007 and in 2008.
golden sombrero by OgMikeBone October 30, 2009

golden sombrero 

Nomar gets the golden sombrero every game cause he sucks
golden sombrero by Red sox suck April 11, 2004

golden sombrero 

the rare feat of self-flagellating oneself four times in one day; also, striking out four times in one game; tremendously difficult for males over the age of 15; surprisingly easy for jason giambi
yes!! i just earned a golden sombrero, that puts to shame my hat trick from yesterday. i need a nap.

what a tragedy! derek jeter just shot jason giambi in the locker-room for being completely useless and afflecking his way to yet another golden sombrero

Golden Sombrero 

A cannabis/alcohol term that denotes the event when someone successfully performs four strikeouts in two hours or less.
Colin: Oh man, how many strikeouts has Pat done tonight?
Ray: Three!
Colin: One more and he has the Golden Sombrero!
Pat: Whoa guys, I'm getting kinda fucked up.
Golden Sombrero by Club Murmur March 6, 2010

Golden Sombrero 

Like a Golden Shower, the Golden Sombrero, is when a person pees on another willing participant, around just the top of their head. Instead of, “showering” their entire body.
My boyfriend gave me a golden sombrero last night, and I can’t get the smell of pee in my hair.
Golden Sombrero by Craka_Jack_36 October 19, 2022