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Playing Go-Karts 

The act of sitting across from your homie and using his left and right testicles and the gas and brake. To steer you use his shaft as a joystick. To shift you use his nipples. This act is actually very heterosexual and not quee.
Me: Hey Liam, do you want to try playing go-karts?
Liam: Yeah sure man I'm down, although last time it really hurt my balls.
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Drunken Go-Karts

To drink copious amounts of Yeigermeister and then go to the nearest amusement park for Go-Kart fun.
Last time we did drunken go-karts, john almost lost his ear, then we pulled a hamo on him.

Racing Go Karts

To have an 8-way with Puerto Ricans.
Yeah man, Racing Go Karts is so kinky!
Racing Go Karts by PKing1101 December 9, 2011

GoKart Position 

When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow

one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing

So what are you doing for your honeymoon?

We plan on GoKarting...

Wanna race?

Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?

( couples GoKart together)

Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting

Rally car racing is the group version

Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action

AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing

Urban Guerrilla Gokarting

So we understand each other"

Urban Guerrilla Go Karting is a group of racers dedicated to stripped down home built hot rod go karts. They're taking kart racing back to when karts were home brewed creations that were fixed by the racers and every one made a statement. There are no enclosed trailers at Urban Guerrilla races. There are no shifter karts at Urban Guerrilla races. There are no log sized tires to make your kart stick to the track. A maximum of 3.5 inch wide slicks will be run to ensure that this is about DRIVING, not how much money you can throw at your kart.Remember: the competition is fierce and when the smoke and the dust clear there can only be one winner!
It's not oval racing it's Urban Guerrilla gokarting...
www.urbanguerrillagokarting.com
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026