Goiterous

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.

"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...

by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011

Goiter

a boob on someones neck

i'm gonna tattoo a nipple on my goiter

by goiterina June 1, 2005

goitered

adj. something that is said or done that is so repulsive, it can only be conceivably accomplished by someone with a goiter

"I hear Thomas didn't care what the dog was doin'. What a goitered take.

by scoobydingle July 6, 2021

Goitered

Most commonly occuring during sporting events, it is when a ball lands right in front of/underneath a male and proceeds to bounce up and strike the underside of the scrotom and balls.

I was at the volleyball game the other day, and this kid got goitered and threw up! It was awesome!

by jfgetz21 June 16, 2009

goitering

the act of discreetly changing someone else's homepage to an oversized image of a goiter.

*clicks i.e.*
OH DEAR GOD. EW.
this is the third time this week, stop goitering me!

by Dizzy825 December 9, 2006

Milwaukee goiter

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.

My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.

by Legendary D June 22, 2009

goiter ranger

One who uses the power of their goiter for good.

theres lots of evil, I think i might become a goiter ranger

by john stiglich October 22, 2006