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Goiterous 

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...
Goiterous by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011
Related Words
goiter gooser Geiser Goiner Goise goser goiker Goitered goiter love Gaiser

goiter ranger 

One who uses the power of their goiter for good.
theres lots of evil, I think i might become a goiter ranger
goiter ranger by john stiglich October 22, 2006

goiter bomber

morbidly misshapen individiual.
goiter bomber by goiterbomber June 25, 2012
an inflammation of the thyroid glands causing a funny-ass balloon thing on people's necks
When the goiter was busted, the juice fed the land.

Macr 9: 27-29
goiter by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003

Icelandic geiser 

The grand dick of some Icelandic person.
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"
"Oh that's a big dick"
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"
Icelandic geiser by Kasmie December 5, 2014

Gadsden Geiser

When a guy inserts his penis into a vagina and pisses. While the female simultaneously urinates. Hence, causing a massive vaginal geiser of urine.
Man, can you believe that Sarah let my brother Allen give her a Gadsden Geiser. It was so messy, his bed looked like a swimming pool.
Gadsden Geiser by Smitty bros January 3, 2020