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telling people during a party that you're going to sleep but rarely end up in a bed
guy 1: dude its 5am im going to bed
guy 2: bitch get off my counter
guy 1: sorry
by brofosho September 19, 2007
When you decide to move away from your computer to "sleep" when you really just lie in bed with your phone.
Man I really should start "going to bed," I've been on the computer for like 9 hours.
by The Riddlr December 21, 2013