goines 

The act of punishing a weak man by railing him in the ass.

His wife was three times bigger than him so she regularly gave him the goines.

goines by baloon knot June 26, 2008

Victor Goines

Woodwind Jazz Player. Very good social skills. Thick and blubbery.

I dont know much about Victor Goines. I have heard some people dont like him.

Victor Goines by ernie the boss of bosses August 13, 2023

Gokness Monster 

A girl who repeatedly makes the "gok" noise during oral sex.

She's a damn gokness monster, so i had to tell her to shut the hell up.

Gokness Monster by gok'n on yo bitchass March 20, 2009

guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.

Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

guiness book of records by Rock DJ June 27, 2005

Goneski 

adjective (New Zealand)

No longer present; departed. To just stop whatever you are doing, drop everything, and go on a massive adventure.

synonyms: away, absent, off, out, not present, non-attending, truant, missing, lacking, unavailable, AWOL!

"no way, none of use even saw it coming... one minute he was here, the next minute he was goneski!"

Goneski by cannonball! September 3, 2016

gonestly 

a mix between god and honestly.

you: he needs to decide whether he's on or off Jesus christ
friend: gonestly

gonestly by kazybaz May 20, 2020

Guiness 

Common misspelling of Guinness

dude, I can't even spell guiness

Guiness by Guinness2702 June 24, 2005