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Googlisms for Bill Gates:
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bill gates is satan conspiracy theory
bill gates is a satanic worshiper who uses microsoft to gain
bill gates is richer than
bill gates is the anti christ
bill gates is a theif
bill gates is on the bus
bill gates is a hero
bill gates is darth vader
bill gates is opening windows on world health
googlism by LN November 24, 2004
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The excessive use of Google's services to the point of addiction-like behavior and/or the firm clinging the rhetoric, "If it isn't Google, it isn't anything."
(This phrase is used by people who scoff at the sight of someone using another Search Engine, or when they see that their friend has a Yahoo or Outlook E-Mail address)

Can usually be solved with De-Googlification
Eric: You fucker! You're using Bing! "If it isn't Google, it isn't anything."

Angie: Well, I can see that the Googlism has completely taken over.
Googlism by CopperWhopper67 January 23, 2015
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N'Gogism 

Any word that carries the N' letter (N'goo dictionary).
Hey you N'forgot the magic N'word

Sorry dude
I am cutting down on my N'Gogism these days.
A site quite like this one, but inferior in quality.
Urban Dictionary kicks googlism.com's rear end!
googlism by strong badian March 13, 2004

Guglismach 

A Sasuke who has been denied sex and white rice for an extended period of time. There are different levels to the Guglismach ranging from level one to level five. The lowest level only causing the victim to be perturbed while the highest level causes insanity and some times deformity. Anything past level 3 should be considered highly dangerous and very deadly, armed or otherwise does not matter. The only thing that can scare away a Guglismach is a tomato. recent studies show that Larxene's penis can also cause it to flee the scene.
"OMG HITOMI A GUGLISMACH JUST SWALLOWED MY ARM!!! HURRY THROW A TOMATO AT IT!"
Hitomi:"I am afraid of a Guglismach attack"
Me:"Do not worry Hitomi, I borrowed Larxene's Penis."
Guglismach by Tasuki May 6, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026