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gamer gogles 

gamer gogles
gamer gogles: GAMER GOGLEs
gamer gogles by yobev October 26, 2020

tech gogles 

he reduced standards in women all men at Michigan Tech fall victim. A result of so few attractive women. Similar to beer goggles but sans alcohol.
'Dude wtf are you thinking! Take off your tech goggles man!'
tech gogles by Adrian November 14, 2004

Himalayan gogles 

The act of dunking your Nutz into the eye sockets of your sexual partner, causing mild blindness and euphoria.
She loves it when I let her look through my Himalayan Goggles.
Himalayan gogles by Jockamo Feenahey September 4, 2005

beer gogles 

Obtained my consuming a certain amount of alcohol untill you would do something you wouldn't do when your are sobre.
1; dude you got wasted with beer gogles and fucked an ugger.
2; last night you had beer gogles and shit through a leterbox
3; "last night you hooked up with KC McUggerface!"
"its not my fault, I had beer gogles"
beer gogles by £W@(\) November 14, 2006

Fanon Goggles 

When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.
Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"

Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."
Fanon Goggles by danisntonfire March 6, 2014

Desert Goggles 

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.
Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.
Desert Goggles by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010